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May 22 2018

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May 21 2018

almondkittie:

almondkittie:

Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it:

Then imagine that tweet backfiring! Lmbo

The entire thread is filled with women complimenting each other. I loved it! ☺️☺️

sailorbrazil:

sailorbrazil:

despite having an IQ of 1 i am still alive guys

so youre just gonna enter my house and tell me im too stupid to exist

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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

invite Her in

silverhawk:

this is one of the only times ive ever seen a pallas cat not in a rage state and i am . cherishing this picture.

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

tripropellant:

college professor: ba ba ba bo bo go… be bo be ba bo… bebo? bogos binted? ba be bo ba…

me: (sitting in complete furious silence arms crossed and frankly about ready to heap my fucking lid)

hi folks. this post always seemed familiar to me for some reason, even when i saw it the first time. i only just figured out why, it uses a message i sent to my brother two years ago

image

egberts:

bahorelfanclub:

why are there bruises on my knees

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

catsuggest:

catsuggest:

catsuggest:

you think you can stop me from lick plastique bag ?

you don’t know me then

go ahead call the cops see if im care

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whitewater-lumber-blog:

Fuck Trees

#whitewaterlumber #lumber #logging

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burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

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crocophile:

edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’

clouffy:

clouffy:

crash bandicoot is a twink

DID YOU JUST TELL ME THE TIME OF MY DEATH?

May 20 2018

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